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Don is a pasty bald white guy who lives in Los Angeles and twists balloons. His interests include long walks on the beach, and cocktail franks with little umbrellas in them.
Todd is a pasty white guy who lives in New York City and twists balloons. He wishes he lived near a beach so he wouldn't have to take long walks in the snow. He is a proud owner of a smoking monkey.